Monday, February 25, 2013
My sexy Valentine's Day gift
Where to begin?!?
Shall we start with the box...Yes let's start with this spicy-hot gift box. Nothing says "I want some Valentine's sexy action" like a recycled Christmas box. To Husband's defense, it is red, pink, purple, and orange-all Valentine's-y colors. The snowflake and reindeer details scream "it's cold outside...let's cuddle".
Next there's the ripped corner of the erotic gift box with remnants of an old sticky Christmas gift tag. HOT. RED HOT. That little ripped corner whispers "hey baby...I'm going to rip off those sweat pants and baggy T-shirt tonight". Yes, I'm getting all hot and bothered by you saucy gift-box.
Then, oh heaven help me, that gift tag...Hey you gift tag...you've got double the lovin'...literally. Didn't you know recycled gift-labels are gift-wrapping's aphrodisiac? Because husband does...bow chika bow wow...
The gift itseld?...sexy panties? Nah. Some milky chocolates? Nope. Creams and lotions? No way...
In this racy Valentine is not 1, but 2 DSLR camera remotes! This way I can take naughty pictures of glitter envelopes and hand-painted necklaces...soooo naughty.
For reals though folks...is this a sign that we should take it up a notch?
I like to think we are so sexy for the other 364 days of the year, that we use Valentine's Day as our day off...yeah, that's it.